Major Nelson has God-like qualities! In 2000 years, after the world has been obliterated by alien invasions, archeolodroids from the Andromeda quadrant will unearth a copy of the Earth's Codex (that would be one of Google's hard drives or a bunch of government CDs if u live in England) and determine that Major Nelson led some ancient cult which used mass hypnosis through quaint devices to control and manipulate. It was rumored he wielded a mighty Banhammer, which could send its victims into 7000 years of stasis..

So yeah, let's start that rumor.