Gay Haiku is the self-descriptive title of a funny poetry book I saw the other day at the library. It's by Joel Derfner, whose bio claims that he is attempting to become "the gayest person ever" by taking up both knitting and a gig as an aerobics instructor. Coupled with his verse, he's well on his way.
My fave gay haikooze:
Your CD rack has
No Barbra, Britney, or Cher
Are you sure you're gay?
And:
Where are all these gays
Going this early? Oh, right:
Sale at Ikea
See the gay man in
His natural habitat:
bed, Bath & Beyond
And what better way to end, then:
I know you think I
Like it when you slap my ass
You are mistaken
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