Wednesday, May 25, 2011

The Sexy Stacks On Event Of The Week

Under the sails of the Swan Bell Tower the sexy people all got together for the Sexpo World Record Attempt for most people in a bed. Armed with Sexpo shirts and a need to get squished, they all gathered on a mattress and grabbed a handful, of each other.

The main feature, the bed, came fully equipped. Cuffs, a swing and chains hung heavily from the posts. Eager to try, Bombshell McGee climbed on the swing and looked like a pro. Not to be outdone, Suzie Q and her ultra-fit man, Toby J, climbed on together to do what they do best. Public sex acts with their clothes on!

In attempting to get a good picture of the record we started to pile onto the bed. Quickly it became apparent, someone ate an extra helping of wheatbix that morning and the bed started to sag and bow. Abandon ship was called and the eager to please volunteers bailed before the bed tumbled to the ground. Crisis adverted.

Next, it was decided, we'll put the mattress on the ground and try for the record. The boys piled on first, pulling in tight till the little one said roll over. Level upon level was added. It was about this time someone went for the reach around but I don't know who. Later study of pictures suggests it was either a blonde, brunette or Toby J. Whoever it was, they are good with their hands!

Finally the cherry was added, a tiny tattoo covered cherry! I can't remember how many climbed on the bed but I'm sure the number will pop up in a story somewhere. Lets say 1,000! Yep, 1,000 people climbed into bed with Bombshell McGee. Not a bad effort for a Wednesday morning.

I left feeling compressed.

Enjoy a few iPhone pics and videos of the event plus this PerthNow report featuring me!












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