The cow's reaction is priceless !
There is no business like show business !
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Thursday, August 14, 2008
Thursday, August 23, 2007
LIVE YOUR NEXT LIFE BACKWARDS ! ! !
My Next Life - Backwards
I want to live my next life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then
when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You wo rk 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous, and you get
ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9
months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central
heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you
finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case./
I want to live my next life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then
when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You wo rk 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous, and you get
ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9
months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central
heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you
finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case./
Friday, June 15, 2007
TRIUMPH "THE INSULT DOG" AT THE TONYS ! ! !
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST LIVE TV BIT I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE !!!
THE GAY-DAR GUN??? OLD LADIES KISSING???
THE GAY-DAR GUN??? OLD LADIES KISSING???
Friday, June 8, 2007
ROLLERCOASTER FREAK OUT ! ! !
FINALLY SOME TRUTHFUL HONEST REPORTING ON TV !!!
Monday, June 4, 2007
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Thursday, May 24, 2007
WHAT HAPPENED TO DAVE CHAPPELL ???
HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS FEELING GOOD!REAL GOOD $50 MILLION GOOD!
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Sunday, April 22, 2007
BILL HICKS LAST SHOW 11-17-1993
THIS IS BILL HICKS FINAL SHOW RECORDED @IGGBY'S IN AUSTIN. THIS IS PURE UN ADULTERATED GENIUS AT WORK. tHIS IS WHAT COMEDY IS SUPPOSED TO DO MAKE YOU THINK!!!
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
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