Sunday, May 31, 2009
A Clown Funeral
Bellefontaine's Hi-Point Church of Christ Pastor Mike Sandlin leads eight pallbearers dressed in full clown regalia at the funeral of Norman Thompson, life member of Antioch Shrine Funster Clown Unit, at Fairview Cemetery in West Liberty on Friday, May 29.
Here is some music to play while you enjoy the photos !
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Here is some music to play while you enjoy the photos !
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See You on the Ground, Downtown
New Baltimore City Slogan?
People always seemed surprised that a Man About Town like myself lives in the unhip suburbs instead of "happening" hoods like Hampden, Mt. Vernon, Bolton Hill, or the Station North Arts District. To which I can reply: read Justin Fenton's Assaults Assaults on rise in downtown and Peter Hermann's Downtown gets riskier after dark articles today's Baltimore Sun.
You see, I don't like violence, crime and confrontation. Given that my only self-defense skills were learned from the Roadrunner School of Meep Meep Runaway Evasion, I like safety. I know the suburbs have crime as well because crime today is global. Still, I've seen enough random acts of violence and provocation working downtown the last eight years to last me a lifetime.
See, I'm scared of aimless youths with nothing better to do than hassle people. Especially the girls. I've seen teenage and younger girls come into my workplace and harass people just because they look "soft" or wear glasses or talk funny or look different from them. One teenage girl actually told a friend of mine, "I could have you killed." Whether this was true or merely a statement intended to impress her friends, the ramifications are frightening. Funny, but if someone accidentally "disses" them - by an act as small as asking them to lower their voice in the library or stop running around like they're at a track meet - in their minds speaking back to them is grounds for a beat-down, if not justifiable homicide.
I used to be a sociable creature. Unfortunately, I've learned to tone it down and not look or speak to most people I see on the street. Someone somewhere will take offense just by me noticing their existance. Or ask me for money. Mr. Nice Guy has become Mr. Leave Me Alone and Mr. I Don't Wanna Be Involved. I just keep my pace brisk, my head down, and my nose out of trouble - as much I realistically can.
I came across an interactive local crimebeat website where people responded to the recent spate of downtown violence and found the following guy's post to be spot-on:
People always seemed surprised that a Man About Town like myself lives in the unhip suburbs instead of "happening" hoods like Hampden, Mt. Vernon, Bolton Hill, or the Station North Arts District. To which I can reply: read Justin Fenton's Assaults Assaults on rise in downtown and Peter Hermann's Downtown gets riskier after dark articles today's Baltimore Sun.
You see, I don't like violence, crime and confrontation. Given that my only self-defense skills were learned from the Roadrunner School of Meep Meep Runaway Evasion, I like safety. I know the suburbs have crime as well because crime today is global. Still, I've seen enough random acts of violence and provocation working downtown the last eight years to last me a lifetime.
See, I'm scared of aimless youths with nothing better to do than hassle people. Especially the girls. I've seen teenage and younger girls come into my workplace and harass people just because they look "soft" or wear glasses or talk funny or look different from them. One teenage girl actually told a friend of mine, "I could have you killed." Whether this was true or merely a statement intended to impress her friends, the ramifications are frightening. Funny, but if someone accidentally "disses" them - by an act as small as asking them to lower their voice in the library or stop running around like they're at a track meet - in their minds speaking back to them is grounds for a beat-down, if not justifiable homicide.
I used to be a sociable creature. Unfortunately, I've learned to tone it down and not look or speak to most people I see on the street. Someone somewhere will take offense just by me noticing their existance. Or ask me for money. Mr. Nice Guy has become Mr. Leave Me Alone and Mr. I Don't Wanna Be Involved. I just keep my pace brisk, my head down, and my nose out of trouble - as much I realistically can.
I came across an interactive local crimebeat website where people responded to the recent spate of downtown violence and found the following guy's post to be spot-on:
I just graduated from UB and have lived in Mt Vernon (and now Bolton Hill) for 10 years. This is a beautiful area and a great place to live. It is one of the few areas in Baltimore where you really don't need a car. That said, you will not feel safe at all times in Baltimore and if you do, it is an illusion. The best thing you can do is be aware of your surroundings and body language so you do not look like a victim. That is cost of living of living here I am afraid. That will be true even once this current increase in violence in gone. In the 90s we had to be careful of transvestite prostitutes... last year rapists on the balconies.... now young thugs. Welcome.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Her First Lesbian Sex - Paloma, Chloe
CFNM Max - Alana Evans, Daisy Marie, Amber Rayne
Alana, Amber and Daisy were three pissed of cheerleaders with a jones to get revenge of that awful football coach. The problem was, the coach was kinda hot, so what were three pissed off chicks to do? Engage in some CFNM! When coach walked into the girls locker room to give these brazen bitches a piece of his mind, they decided to turn the tables on this chump and teach him a lesson...
Netload - Hotfile
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Naughty Bookworms - Brandy Talore
Real Wife Stories - Madelyn Marie, Phoenix Marie
So Many Lanes
Ever given yourself a porn star name? You know how it goes: your first name comes from your childhood pet's name, your last is the street you grew up on. Mine comes out to Bucky Willow. This development has kept me out of porn as I have no desire to be a bottom in gay porn.
I often wonder how porn stars come up with their names. Wouldn't surprise me if some of them use the above protocol. I'm sure an overwhelming majority choose from a pool of stereotypical porn star/ stripper names (e.g., Amber, Britney, Nikki, Angel, Heather, Brandy, Chloe, etc). Of course you have your Sasha Greys and their obscure references. Who knew you could make sex flicks with Sascha Konietzko and Dorian Gray's monikers?
What about last names? There are the obvious references to sex (your Coxes and whatnot). There are certain last names that are abundant in porn for reasons I have yet to find out. Cody Lane, Sunny Lane, Vanessa Lane, Morgan Layne, etc. Why are there all these Lanes in porn? Is it their IRL surnames? Is there some sex reference I'm just not seeing? Is there some proto-sex goddess to whom all these women are alluding? Do all these signs point to Chasey Lain? Lois Lane? Does anyone know?
Friday, May 29, 2009
Nasty.com - Alex Love (Big Booty White)
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Thursday, May 28, 2009
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CANDICE SWANEPOEL - Black & White & Topless
She is a South African Victoria's Secret Angel !
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Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Carmen Kinsley - 18yearsold *BiG AsS*
Resolution: 512x288
Size: 293 MB
Lenght: 34min'05s
Size: 293 MB
Lenght: 34min'05s
Pass: http:///ebaotiti.blogspot.com
SleepSins.com - Site *RIP*
Do Not Cock Block
You Will Be Beaten
Spotted this subversive urban graffiti scrawled across a doorway on the corner of Monument and Eutaw on my way into work today.
Fellows, you've been warned. Proceed only with caution.
Spotted this subversive urban graffiti scrawled across a doorway on the corner of Monument and Eutaw on my way into work today.
Fellows, you've been warned. Proceed only with caution.
Dream Jobs Are Now Available !
Brazilian Model Massage Therapist
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Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Best Worst Library Book Titles
One man's sirloin steak may be another's Hamburger Helper, but for me these have to be some of the best "worst" titles in the Enoch Pratt Central Library's collection. Hopefully some will be weeded and I can purchase them at the end of year book sale.
From the Business, Science & Technology Department:
Creative Recreation for the Mentally Retarded
Issam B. Amary, M.S.E.
Charles C. Thomas (1974)
Despite the politically insensitive title, this '70s guide has tons of great suggestions. I mean, who doesn't enjoy activities like the "Tennis Ball Bounce"? I suspect the cover is drawn by one of its target audience. Thanks to "Mr. Ray" for pointing this one out to me.
Coping with Mild Traumatic Brain Injury
Diane Stoler
Avery Pub. Group (1998)
I love the oxymoronic concept of something being "mildly traumatic." It's like something being "moderately severe." (Incidentally that last reference is to a song by Baltimore rock band Food For Worms, written by Mark O'Connor, who was inspired by the actual Social Security disability status "moderately severe." Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.)
How To Shit in the Woods:
An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art
Kathleen Meyer
Ten Speed Press (1994)
Everything you need to known about outdoor defecation, urination and menstruation. (Just tell me wiping doesn't involve pine cones - eee-ouch!) Actually, this best-seller with the eyebrow-raising title is considered the "backpacker's Bible."
What's Your Poo Telling You?
Josh Richman and Anish Sheth
Chronicle Books (2007)
Poo that talks back is worse than poo that splashs back. This perfect bathroom reader is filled with "loads of facts."
And on a related note...from the Social Science & History Department:
Fart Proudly:
Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School
Benjamin Franklin, ed. by Carl Japikse
Enthea Press (1990)
Believe me I do. That's why I live alone.
Of course, down in the Children's Department, younger readers may avail themselves of this Barf-O-Rama series title:
Juraissic Fart
Pat Pollari
Bantam (1997)
Now we really know why the dinosaurs died. Asphyxiation.
Continuing back to the Social Science & History Department...
Foreskin's Lament: A Memoir
Shalom Auslander
Riverdrome (2007)
The first cut is the deepest.
Castration: An Abbreviated History of Manhood
Gary Taylor
Routledge (2000)
I'm looking for a remaindered copy.
And up in the Humanities Department...
You Are Worthless:
Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure To Ruin Your Day
Oswald T. Pratt
Andrew McNeel Pub. (1999)
And on that note...I bid you adieu!
See also:
Awful Library Books
From the Business, Science & Technology Department:
Creative Recreation for the Mentally Retarded
Issam B. Amary, M.S.E.
Charles C. Thomas (1974)
Despite the politically insensitive title, this '70s guide has tons of great suggestions. I mean, who doesn't enjoy activities like the "Tennis Ball Bounce"? I suspect the cover is drawn by one of its target audience. Thanks to "Mr. Ray" for pointing this one out to me.
Coping with Mild Traumatic Brain Injury
Diane Stoler
Avery Pub. Group (1998)
I love the oxymoronic concept of something being "mildly traumatic." It's like something being "moderately severe." (Incidentally that last reference is to a song by Baltimore rock band Food For Worms, written by Mark O'Connor, who was inspired by the actual Social Security disability status "moderately severe." Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.)
How To Shit in the Woods:
An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art
Kathleen Meyer
Ten Speed Press (1994)
Everything you need to known about outdoor defecation, urination and menstruation. (Just tell me wiping doesn't involve pine cones - eee-ouch!) Actually, this best-seller with the eyebrow-raising title is considered the "backpacker's Bible."
What's Your Poo Telling You?
Josh Richman and Anish Sheth
Chronicle Books (2007)
Poo that talks back is worse than poo that splashs back. This perfect bathroom reader is filled with "loads of facts."
And on a related note...from the Social Science & History Department:
Fart Proudly:
Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School
Benjamin Franklin, ed. by Carl Japikse
Enthea Press (1990)
Believe me I do. That's why I live alone.
Of course, down in the Children's Department, younger readers may avail themselves of this Barf-O-Rama series title:
Juraissic Fart
Pat Pollari
Bantam (1997)
Now we really know why the dinosaurs died. Asphyxiation.
Continuing back to the Social Science & History Department...
Foreskin's Lament: A Memoir
Shalom Auslander
Riverdrome (2007)
The first cut is the deepest.
Castration: An Abbreviated History of Manhood
Gary Taylor
Routledge (2000)
I'm looking for a remaindered copy.
And up in the Humanities Department...
You Are Worthless:
Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure To Ruin Your Day
Oswald T. Pratt
Andrew McNeel Pub. (1999)
And on that note...I bid you adieu!
See also:
Awful Library Books
McDonald's Interactive Piccadilly Sign ?
Well, this is both neat and sad, but I love clever advertising regardless of the product or the manufacturer !
THE NILES LESH PROJECT - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 2009
THE NILES LESH PROJECT - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 2009
Monday, May 25, 2009
Adriana Sklenarikova Karembeu..
here's hot ex-supermodel Adriana Sklenarikova Karembeu showing she has still got it.
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