Friday, February 1, 2008

FINALLY - BACON MINTS ! ! !


Uncle Oinker's Bacon Mints
$2.25


I got pressured into eating one of these by an 8-year old kid. So I tried one. They taste like bacon....and they taste like mint! And they're actually really good. I know you don't believe me right now, but I'm being completely serious. Be prepared for your pockets to be reeking of freshly cooked bacon, though.

Each 2-1/4" x 2" x 1/2" tin contains one hundred mints.

Ingredients: Corn Syrup, Magnesium Stearate, Bacon & Mint Flavors, Acesulfame Postassium, Maltodextrin.

YES, ITS A REAL PRODUCT. CLICK HERE TO ORDER

NAKED MAN NUN AD CAUSES CATHOLIC CONTROVERSY


BOSTON -- A fitness club ad running in Boston magazine that depicts nuns sketching a naked man has triggered protests among some members of the Bay State's Catholic community.

The ad for the Equinox Fitness Club is running in this month's issue and some Catholic organizations blasted the photo saying it was offensive.

C.J. Doyle of the Catholic Action League of Massachusetts said the ad shows contempt for the Catholic religion.

"It says a great deal about this perverse obsession in both the fashion industry and the advertising industry of exploiting and mocking and sexualizing Catholic religious imagery," Doyle said.

The fitness company responded with a written statement saying, "Our ad campaigns are based on personal motivation and fantasy and throughout history the body has been considered a form of art."

The Daughters Of Saint Paul said they are taking the high road and not worrying about the ad.

"It is crass, but there are a lot of crass things that I don't pay attention to. I don't need to," said Sister Martha Moss.

"We work in the media all the time and we know that these things come and go and the best thing is to let them go," said Sister Kathryn Hermes.

The company only has one gym in Boston.

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN ???

WITHOUT HIS TEETH


WITH HIS TEETH


Police Seek Morin
Maine man with flexible face wanted on domestic assault warrant


JANUARY 30--Police in Lewiston, Maine are seeking your help in the apprehension of Robert Morin, who is being sought on a warrant charging him with domestic assault. Morin, 39, is pictured in the below mug shot, which was snapped by the Androscoggin County Sheriff's Office following a previous arrest. If you have information on his whereabouts, give the police a call at (207) 784-6421. And, no, that's not some kind of malady. A jail administrator told TSG that after Morin "removed his teeth, he became very flexible." To help you spot Morin in a crowd, we've included a more conventional booking of the wanted man,